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1. I will not pretend to be Lestat on Myspace.
2. I will not make Lestat listen to me sing "I Want More"
3. I will not carve my name into Lestat's coffin.
4. I will not under any circumstances ask Lestat if he can sign my bra.
5. I will not pay Louis and Lestat to make out with each other.
6. I will not hide in Lestat's coffin right before dawn.
7. I will not buy Lestat a volvo and give him directions to Edward's house.
8. I will not ask Lestat to eat Edward for breakfast.
9. I will not ask Lestat to put Bella out of her misery.
10. I solemnly swear to NOT sneak up on Lestat while dressed as Akasha.
11. I will not give Lestat a lengthy lecture on the healthy benefits of Spinach.
12. I will not go into Lestat's house while he isn't there and try on his clothes.
13. I will not ask Lestat for an interview.
14. I will not try to teach Lestat and Louis the Macarena.
15. I will not paint Lestat's toenails bright pink.
16. I will not sneak into Lestat's house looking for a lock of his hair.
17. I will not offer my little baggie of Priceless Lestat Hair to Merrick for a million bucks in cash.
18. I will not raid Lestat's shower drain for more "Merchandise"
19. I will not make Marius and Pandora watch Year One.
20. I will not ask Pandora what it is like to be fourteen years older than Jesus.
21. I will not make Marius do my history homework.
22. I will not tape a piece of paper that says "Bite Me" on my back.
23. I will not make Edward and Lestat go into a locked room together just to see who would come out alive.
24. I will not make Lestat and Louis sing "If You Were Gay" So I can put it on YouTube.
2. I will not make Lestat listen to me sing "I Want More"
3. I will not carve my name into Lestat's coffin.
4. I will not under any circumstances ask Lestat if he can sign my bra.
5. I will not pay Louis and Lestat to make out with each other.
6. I will not hide in Lestat's coffin right before dawn.
7. I will not buy Lestat a volvo and give him directions to Edward's house.
8. I will not ask Lestat to eat Edward for breakfast.
9. I will not ask Lestat to put Bella out of her misery.
10. I solemnly swear to NOT sneak up on Lestat while dressed as Akasha.
11. I will not give Lestat a lengthy lecture on the healthy benefits of Spinach.
12. I will not go into Lestat's house while he isn't there and try on his clothes.
13. I will not ask Lestat for an interview.
14. I will not try to teach Lestat and Louis the Macarena.
15. I will not paint Lestat's toenails bright pink.
16. I will not sneak into Lestat's house looking for a lock of his hair.
17. I will not offer my little baggie of Priceless Lestat Hair to Merrick for a million bucks in cash.
18. I will not raid Lestat's shower drain for more "Merchandise"
19. I will not make Marius and Pandora watch Year One.
20. I will not ask Pandora what it is like to be fourteen years older than Jesus.
21. I will not make Marius do my history homework.
22. I will not tape a piece of paper that says "Bite Me" on my back.
23. I will not make Edward and Lestat go into a locked room together just to see who would come out alive.
24. I will not make Lestat and Louis sing "If You Were Gay" So I can put it on YouTube.
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I liked the paint his toenails pink and the not making Marius do your history homework xD Glad I stumbled upon this